01
Peter Klensch
ALL BUSINESS PETE · 2012–2025
ALL-TIME
119-68
WIN %
63.6%
PPG
106.8
TITLES
×2
2× RUNNER-UP · 2× THIRD
DOES WELL
+Wins at a top-tier clip: 63.6% all-time (best among current owners).
+2-time champion (2018, 2021) — knows how to close a season out.
DOESN'T DO WELL
−Fades under playoff pressure: 102.0 PPG in the postseason, down from 106.8 in the regular season (-4.8).
−A 2-time runner-up (2015, 2017) — gets to the final, hasn't sealed it enough.
LUCK
Has caught breaks: 119 regular-season wins vs. 99.5 expected from his scoring output — about 19.5 wins better than his points alone would predict.
BEST MOMENT
Multiple titles (2018, 2021). Career-high 167.4 points in Week 5, 2019 vs. Loose Cannons. Biggest blowout win: 86.6-point margin over christian values (2012, Week 10).
WORST MOMENT
Lost the title game in 2017 to Ryan Curran (also finished runner-up in 2015). Career-low 2.0 points in Week 16, 2023 vs. The Hullabaloos. Worst blowout loss: fell by 123.1 to The Hullabaloos (2023, Week 16).
OWNSRyan Kaplan (18-7)
STRUGGLES VSBryan Yatsko (4-8)
02
Tyler Falcone
JONE CRIB · 2024–2025
ALL-TIME
17-11
WIN %
60.7%
PPG
103.2
TITLES
×1
DOES WELL
+Wins at a top-tier clip: 60.7% all-time (2nd among current owners).
+1-time champion (2025) — knows how to close a season out.
+Elevates his game in the playoffs: 111.2 PPG in the postseason vs. 103.2 in the regular season (+8.0).
DOESN'T DO WELL
−Boom-or-bust scorer — a 25.9-point standard deviation makes him one of the least predictable teams week to week.
LUCK
Has caught breaks: 17 regular-season wins vs. 14.4 expected from his scoring output — about 2.6 wins better than his points alone would predict.
BEST MOMENT
League champion (2025). Career-high 155.2 points in Week 10, 2025 vs. All Business Pete. Biggest blowout win: 91.1-point margin over Loose Cannons (2025, Week 8).
WORST MOMENT
Worst finish: 6th place in 2024 (8-6). Career-low 38.5 points in Week 7, 2024 vs. Bishop Sycamore. Worst blowout loss: fell by 82.8 to Bishop Sycamore (2024, Week 7).
03
Bryan Yatsko
BRYAN YATSKO'S TEAM · 2018–2025
ALL-TIME
63-46
WIN %
57.8%
PPG
111.3
TITLES
×1
2× RUNNER-UP · 2× THIRD
DOES WELL
+Wins at a top-tier clip: 57.8% all-time (3rd among current owners).
+Consistently high scorer: 111.3 points per game for his career (highest of 12).
+1-time champion (2019) — knows how to close a season out.
DOESN'T DO WELL
−A 2-time runner-up (2021, 2022) — gets to the final, hasn't sealed it enough.
LUCK
Has caught breaks: 63 regular-season wins vs. 60.4 expected from his scoring output — about 2.6 wins better than his points alone would predict.
BEST MOMENT
League champion (2019). Career-high 182.8 points in Week 5, 2021 vs. Brianna’s Red Carpet. Biggest blowout win: 77.9-point margin over Mama Juju (2019, Week 15).
WORST MOMENT
Lost the title game in 2022 to Ryan Jenks (also finished runner-up in 2021). Career-low 61.7 points in Week 8, 2018 vs. The Budknights. Worst blowout loss: fell by 63.4 to Mama Juju (2020, Week 8).
OWNSRyan Kaplan (9-1)
STRUGGLES VSAnthony Bove (6-9)
04
Ryan Curran
LOOSE CANNONS · 2012–2025
ALL-TIME
107-80
WIN %
57.2%
PPG
106.8
TITLES
×1
2× RUNNER-UP · 1× THIRD
DOES WELL
+Consistently high scorer: 106.8 points per game for his career (3rd of 12).
+1-time champion (2017) — knows how to close a season out.
DOESN'T DO WELL
−Boom-or-bust scorer — a 23.8-point standard deviation makes him one of the least predictable teams week to week.
−Fades under playoff pressure: 101.6 PPG in the postseason, down from 106.8 in the regular season (-5.2).
−A 2-time runner-up (2020, 2023) — gets to the final, hasn't sealed it enough.
LUCK
Has caught breaks: 107 regular-season wins vs. 99.5 expected from his scoring output — about 7.5 wins better than his points alone would predict.
BEST MOMENT
League champion (2017). Career-high 202.0 points in Week 4, 2023 vs. Anthony's Nifty Team. Biggest blowout win: 91.5-point margin over Jew Crew (2020, Week 7).
WORST MOMENT
Lost the title game in 2023 to Anthony Bove (also finished runner-up in 2020). Career-low 50.5 points in Week 3, 2017 vs. Push O's InGrams. Worst blowout loss: fell by 91.1 to Jone crib (2025, Week 8).
OWNSMatt Borba (14-2)
STRUGGLES VSBryan Yatsko (2-9)
05
Ryan Jenks
BRIANNA'S RED CARPET · 2017–2025
ALL-TIME
67-55
WIN %
54.9%
PPG
108.6
TITLES
×2
1× THIRD
DOES WELL
+Consistently high scorer: 108.6 points per game for his career (2nd of 12).
+2-time champion (2022, 2024) — knows how to close a season out.
DOESN'T DO WELL
−No glaring statistical weakness — a middle-of-the-pack profile across scoring, wins, and consistency.
LUCK
Has caught breaks: 67 regular-season wins vs. 66.0 expected from his scoring output — about 1.0 wins better than his points alone would predict.
BEST MOMENT
Multiple titles (2022, 2024). Career-high 163.6 points in Week 13, 2024 vs. The Hullabaloos. Biggest blowout win: 67.9-point margin over Jew Crew (2025, Week 6).
WORST MOMENT
Worst finish: 11th place in 2020 (6-7). Career-low 56.9 points in Week 8, 2020 vs. All Business Pete. Worst blowout loss: fell by 68.5 to Jew Crew (2023, Week 4).
OWNSRyan Kaplan (10-1)
STRUGGLES VSFrankie Nardone (5-8)
06
Frankie Nardone
PETER IS CORRUPT · 2012–2025
ALL-TIME
100-87
WIN %
53.5%
PPG
102.8
TITLES
×1
1× RUNNER-UP · 3× THIRD
DOES WELL
+1-time champion (2015) — knows how to close a season out.
DOESN'T DO WELL
−Fades under playoff pressure: 95.1 PPG in the postseason, down from 102.8 in the regular season (-7.8).
LUCK
Has caught breaks: 100 regular-season wins vs. 95.8 expected from his scoring output — about 4.2 wins better than his points alone would predict.
BEST MOMENT
League champion (2015). Career-high 175.0 points in Week 5, 2019 vs. Wizards of Koz. Biggest blowout win: 102.3-point margin over Wizards of Koz (2019, Week 5).
WORST MOMENT
Lost the title game in 2019 to Bryan Yatsko. Career-low 45.0 points in Week 15, 2017 vs. BearJews. Worst blowout loss: fell by 73.7 to briannasflowers (2012, Week 13).
OWNSMatt Borba (12-7)
STRUGGLES VSPeter Klensch (6-12)
07
Blake Kozloski
WIZARDS OF KOZ · 2012–2025
ALL-TIME
92-95
WIN %
49.2%
PPG
100.2
TITLES
×1
2× RUNNER-UP · 1× THIRD
DOES WELL
+1-time champion (2013) — knows how to close a season out.
+Elevates his game in the playoffs: 105.3 PPG in the postseason vs. 100.2 in the regular season (+5.1).
DOESN'T DO WELL
−A 2-time runner-up (2014, 2025) — gets to the final, hasn't sealed it enough.
LUCK
Snakebitten: only 92 regular-season wins despite scoring that projects to 93.4 — about 1.4 wins worse than deserved.
BEST MOMENT
League champion (2013). Career-high 166.3 points in Week 2, 2018 vs. Cam Shoopton. Biggest blowout win: 99.0-point margin over Cam Shoopton (2018, Week 13).
WORST MOMENT
Lost the title game in 2025 to Tyler Falcone (also finished runner-up in 2014). Career-low 47.9 points in Week 15, 2012 vs. corys condom. Worst blowout loss: fell by 102.3 to Peter is Corrupt (2019, Week 5).
OWNSMatt Borba (10-7)
STRUGGLES VSBryan Yatsko (4-7)
08
Anthony Bove
ANTHONY'S NIFTY TEAM · 2014–2025
ALL-TIME
79-82
WIN %
49.1%
PPG
99.5
TITLES
×1
1× RUNNER-UP
DOES WELL
+1-time champion (2023) — knows how to close a season out.
+Steady week to week — a 20.9-point scoring standard deviation, among the lowest (least volatile) in the league.
+Elevates his game in the playoffs: 104.4 PPG in the postseason vs. 99.5 in the regular season (+4.9).
DOESN'T DO WELL
−No glaring statistical weakness — a middle-of-the-pack profile across scoring, wins, and consistency.
LUCK
Right about where he should be: 79 regular-season wins against 79.8 expected from his scoring — no real luck story either way.
BEST MOMENT
League champion (2023). Career-high 165.8 points in Week 4, 2018 vs. Cam Shoopton. Biggest blowout win: 78.4-point margin over Cam Shoopton (2018, Week 4).
WORST MOMENT
Lost the title game in 2016 to Ryan Kaplan. Career-low 49.2 points in Week 6, 2016 vs. GETTYSSS. Worst blowout loss: fell by 58.7 to Be Careful CJ! (2016, Week 7).
OWNSRyan Kaplan (12-6)
STRUGGLES VSRyan Jenks (3-8)
09
Jake Slagle
POSTGRADAPARTMENTS.COM · 2014–2025
ALL-TIME
78-83
WIN %
48.4%
PPG
99.2
TITLES
×1
1× RUNNER-UP
DOES WELL
+1-time champion (2014) — knows how to close a season out.
+Steady week to week — a 22.0-point scoring standard deviation, among the lowest (least volatile) in the league.
DOESN'T DO WELL
−Fades under playoff pressure: 96.1 PPG in the postseason, down from 99.2 in the regular season (-3.1).
LUCK
Snakebitten: only 78 regular-season wins despite scoring that projects to 79.5 — about 1.5 wins worse than deserved.
BEST MOMENT
League champion (2014). Career-high 170.7 points in Week 5, 2023 vs. All Business Pete. Biggest blowout win: 93.3-point margin over The good guys (2017, Week 15).
WORST MOMENT
Lost the title game in 2018 to Peter Klensch. Career-low 42.0 points in Week 11, 2015 vs. anthony's Nifty Team. Worst blowout loss: fell by 83.8 to Loose Cannons (2024, Week 12).
OWNSRyan Kaplan (12-4)
STRUGGLES VSMatt Borba (3-11)
10
Matt Borba
NOT POPULAR BOYS · 2013–2025
ALL-TIME
84-90
WIN %
48.3%
PPG
98.6
TITLES
×1
2× THIRD
DOES WELL
+1-time champion (2020) — knows how to close a season out.
DOESN'T DO WELL
−All-time win rate of 48.3% ranks 10th of 12 among current owners.
−Career scoring average of 98.6 PPG is 10th of 12 among current owners.
LUCK
Snakebitten: only 84 regular-season wins despite scoring that projects to 85.4 — about 1.4 wins worse than deserved.
BEST MOMENT
League champion (2020). Career-high 167.9 points in Week 5, 2022 vs. Peter is Corrupt. Biggest blowout win: 71.5-point margin over Lutzball (2020, Week 15).
WORST MOMENT
Worst finish: 11th place in 2017 (4-9). Career-low 27.1 points in Week 16, 2021 vs. Peter is Corrupt. Worst blowout loss: fell by 91.6 to Peter is Corrupt (2021, Week 16).
OWNSJake Slagle (11-3)
STRUGGLES VSRyan Curran (2-14)
11
Eric Rios
THE HULLABALOOS · 2014–2025
ALL-TIME
71-90
WIN %
44.1%
PPG
95.1
1× RUNNER-UP · 1× THIRD
DOES WELL
+A 71-90 all-time record across 12 seasons.
DOESN'T DO WELL
−All-time win rate of 44.1% ranks 11th of 12 among current owners.
−Career scoring average of 95.1 PPG is 12th of 12 among current owners.
−Boom-or-bust scorer — a 25.1-point standard deviation makes him one of the least predictable teams week to week.
LUCK
Snakebitten: only 71 regular-season wins despite scoring that projects to 76.2 — about 5.2 wins worse than deserved.
BEST MOMENT
Best finish: 2nd place in 2024 (9-5). Career-high 155.0 points in Week 11, 2025 vs. All Business Pete. Biggest blowout win: 123.1-point margin over All Business Pete (2023, Week 16).
WORST MOMENT
Lost the title game in 2024 to Ryan Jenks. Career-low 40.0 points in Week 10, 2018 vs. anthony's Nifty Team. Worst blowout loss: fell by 93.3 to Push O's InGrams (2017, Week 15).
STRUGGLES VSRyan Curran (4-9)
12
Ryan Kaplan
JEW CREW · 2012–2025
ALL-TIME
76-111
WIN %
40.6%
PPG
95.6
TITLES
×1
1× RUNNER-UP · 1× THIRD
DOES WELL
+1-time champion (2016) — knows how to close a season out.
DOESN'T DO WELL
−All-time win rate of 40.6% ranks 12th of 12 among current owners.
−Career scoring average of 95.6 PPG is 11th of 12 among current owners.
LUCK
Snakebitten: only 76 regular-season wins despite scoring that projects to 89.0 — about 13.0 wins worse than deserved.
BEST MOMENT
League champion (2016). Career-high 151.3 points in Week 12, 2022 vs. Not Popular Boys. Biggest blowout win: 75.3-point margin over GETTYSSS (2016, Week 7).
WORST MOMENT
Lost the title game in 2012 to Chris. Career-low 41.5 points in Week 10, 2015 vs. anthony's Nifty Team. Worst blowout loss: fell by 91.5 to Loose Cannons (2020, Week 7).
OWNSMatt Borba (14-5)
STRUGGLES VSRyan Jenks (1-10)